{"id":55072,"date":"2015-07-10T13:52:45","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T05:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/?p=55072"},"modified":"2015-07-10T13:52:45","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T05:52:45","slug":"minions-a-prequel-for-the-pip-squeaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/2015\/07\/10\/minions-a-prequel-for-the-pip-squeaks\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Minions:\u2019 A prequel for the pip-squeaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"divDetails\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_55073\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-55073\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Minions-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-55073 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Minions-3-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Minions-3\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Minions-3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Minions-3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Minions-3.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-55073\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Screenshot from Youtube Video<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>NEW YORK: Sidekicks rarely shine when thrust into the spotlight, but what about a few hundred of them? The Minions, having been the best part of the two previous \u201cDespicable Me\u201d movies, have swarmed the screen in \u201cMinions.\u201d As candidates for center stage, they are seemingly ill-suited. Slavishly \u2013 if rarely competently \u2013 devoted lackeys, they\u2019re underlings by both definition and verticality.<\/p>\n<p>They don\u2019t speak intelligibly, which, to be fair, isn\u2019t a bar all of Hollywood\u2019s leading men reach. Instead, they talk in a bright babble that belies their fondness for colorful phonetics. \u201cBanana\u201d and \u201cpinata\u201d are their kind of words.<\/p>\n<p>Their unsuitability for the lead role, or just about anything else, is much of the fun of \u201cMinions,\u201d a happy henchmen overload that largely succeeds.<\/p>\n<p>Directed by<a class=\"entityAnchor\"> Pierre Coffin<\/a> (who co-directed \u201cDespicable Me\u201d one and two and voices the Minions) and Kyle Balda, \u201cMinions\u201d begins in fine form. The little yellow ones are already humming the Universal theme as the film begins.<\/p>\n<p>With<a class=\"entityAnchor\"> Geoffrey Rush<\/a> narrating, we get the history of the Minions, which stretches back across eons and begins with them \u2013 a curious early mammal \u2013 literally walking out of the sea. The evolution stops there. For thousands of years, we see, they\u2019ve been letting down their evil masters, from a Tyrannosaurus Rex accidentally tipped into a volcano, to Dracula, whom they excitedly wake with a birthday cake and wide-open blinds.<\/p>\n<p>The Minions have their own Ice Age, however, ending up leaderless in Antarctica. After a few hundred years, the joy of snowball fights beginning to dim, three of them \u2013 Kevin, Bob and Stuart \u2013 set out on a quest to find a supervillain to idolize.<\/p>\n<p>Soon, they\u2019re on their way to Villain-Con (a riff on Comic-Con), a convention celebrating the likes of<a class=\"entityAnchor\"> Scarlet Overkill<\/a> (Sandra Bullock), an evil world conqueror in a beehive. The trio inadvertently wins a job in Overkill\u2019s entourage, and they\u2019re soon enmeshed in her plan to take the British throne, along with Overkill\u2019s inventor, Herb (Jon Hamm).<\/p>\n<p>There are, it should be noted, more ambitious seats of power to set one\u2019s diabolical sights on. This is Swinging 1960s London, a colorful if over-familiar backdrop, and the goggle-wearing Minions could just as well be chipper Mods.<\/p>\n<p>The irreverent slapstick unfortunately gives way to the kind of action set pieces that have now corrupted even children\u2019s movies. The bombast, though never serious, is still loud enough to, for too long, drown out the best thing the movie has going for it: the Minions\u2019 chuckles and squeaks. It also makes it hard to hear the other key sound accompanying the Minions: children\u2019s laughter.<\/p>\n<p>What are the Minions but stand-ins for kids? Mumbling half-understood words by the mouthful, they plunge headlong into any task, usually wielding a dangerous object they shouldn\u2019t. Nothing makes them double over like a good pratfall, and they will insist on a goodnight kiss or bedtime story. Teaming and relentless, they will melt the heart of any guardian, even a supervillain.<\/p>\n<p>Coming on the heels of Pixar\u2019s \u201cInside Out,\u201d an emotional wallop that almost knocks out misty-eyed adults, \u201cMinions\u201d is a different beast. This one\u2019s for the kids.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"bodyHolder_divMemberScript\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK: Sidekicks rarely shine when thrust into the spotlight, but what about a few hundred of them? 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