{"id":45692,"date":"2015-03-25T19:59:26","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T11:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/?p=45692"},"modified":"2015-03-25T19:59:26","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T11:59:26","slug":"kris-reveals-aquino-in-joking-mood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/2015\/03\/25\/kris-reveals-aquino-in-joking-mood\/","title":{"rendered":"Kris reveals Aquino in joking mood"},"content":{"rendered":"
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MANILA — To dispel rumors that President Aquino collapsed on Friday night, presidential sister Kris Aquino revealed her \u00a0brother’s text messages ribbing her about the way she talks.<\/p>\n

Through her Instagram account, Kris posted her text exchange with Aquino.<\/p>\n

The post reads:<\/p>\n

Aquino:<\/p>\n

\u201cThis reminded me of you. What if conyo lahat ng nasa Pilipinas?\u201d<\/p>\n

Magnanakaw 1: Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don\u2019t make galaw or I will make tusok you!<\/p>\n

Magnanakaw 2: Make suko! We made you napapaligiran!<\/p>\n

Impeachment trial: You are so asar! I\u2019m galit na to you!<\/p>\n

Newscaster: OMG! I have hot balita to all!<\/p>\n

Pasahero 1: Sir, payment!<\/p>\n

Pasahero 2: Manong, faster please! I\u2019m nagmama-hurry!<\/p>\n

Karpentero: Can I hammer na the pokpok?<\/p>\n

Magtataho: Taho! Make bili na while it\u2019s init. I\u2019ll make it with extra sago.<\/p>\n

Pulubi: Knock, knock! Pa-beg.\u201d<\/p>\n

Kris then replied,\u00a0\u201cAng weird. You texted me right at the moment I was praying Rosary for you. As in 4th mystery now! Pauwi kami from taping in Pampanga\u201d<\/p>\n

Aquino then said, \u201cWhen I first got that, ikaw ang naalala ko.\u201d<\/p>\n

Kris said, \u201cOkay, I don\u2019t know if I should be touched, flattered, or just laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n

Aquino responded, \u201cAll of the above. Drive safely.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNapakalinaw na super okay si PNoy (Aquino\u2019s nickname) nu\u2019ng Friday because \u2018di ba nakuha pa n\u2019yang pag-tripan and spoof how I talk,\u201d Kris\u00a0added.<\/p>\n

(It\u2019s clear that PNoy was super okay on Friday because as you can see, he was able to rib me about and spoof how I talk.)<\/p>\n

The post was after a TV reporter tweeted that according to a source, Aquino had collapsed.<\/p>\n

Aquino, meanwhile denied allegations adding that “there is no such thing.”<\/p>\n

\u201cFor the first time, I was happy that my hair is short because it will show if I have stitches. I tried to feel my head, there\u2019s no bump,\u201d Aquino said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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