{"id":204867,"date":"2019-03-03T00:53:49","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T05:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/?p=204867"},"modified":"2019-03-03T00:53:49","modified_gmt":"2019-03-03T05:53:49","slug":"klobuchar-and-kennedy-kid-washington-elite-at-gridiron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canadianinquirer.net\/v1\/2019\/03\/03\/klobuchar-and-kennedy-kid-washington-elite-at-gridiron\/","title":{"rendered":"Klobuchar and Kennedy kid Washington elite at Gridiron"},"content":{"rendered":"
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If a woman can be president, can a woman also tell a dirty joke? Amy Klobuchar thinks so. (File Photo<\/a>: Amy Klobuchar\/Twitter<\/a>)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

WASHINGTON \u2014 If a woman can be president, can a woman also tell a dirty joke? Amy Klobuchar thinks so.<\/p>\n

The U.S. senator from Minnesota and famously snow-swept presidential candidate was the Democratic speaker for the 134th annual Gridiron Club and Foundation dinner. The event calls for good-natured roasting through songs, skits and speeches as a break from the daily battles between journalists and government officials.<\/p>\n

Klobuchar promised the audience at the Renaissance Washington Hotel that her remarks would be \u201cshorter than a Robert Kraft visit to the Orchids day spa.\u201d Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots and a friend of President Donald Trump, has been charged in Florida with two counts of soliciting prostitution.<\/p>\n

Klobuchar added: \u201cA woman can tell a dirty joke.\u201d<\/p>\n

A recent New York Times story depicted Klobuchar as a difficult boss and included an anecdote in which the senator chewed out a staffer for bringing her a salad without a fork and that she ate the salad with a comb. She asked the dinner guests, \u201cHow did everyone like the salad?\u201d and that it needed \u201ca little scalp oil\u201d and a \u201cpinch of dandruff.\u201d<\/p>\n

Recounting her campaign kickoff speech amid a snowstorm in Minneapolis \u2014 Trump called her \u201cSnowman(woman)\u201d \u2014 Klobuchar wondered aloud how Trump’s hair would fare in a blizzard.<\/p>\n

On the Republican side, Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana made fun of his drawl, saying when he appeared on cable TV, \u201cThey call me folksy. I think that means they’re surprised I have a college degree.\u201d His advice for life? \u201cAlways be yourself,\u201d he said, \u201cunless you suck.\u201d<\/p>\n

Kennedy had good news amid the Russia probe: No one in the Trump administration has been found to be \u201csecretly working for the United States.\u201d Recalling the New Orleans Saints’ loss in the NFL playoffs after a controversial call, he said, \u201cCrime’s so bad we had a Super Bowl stolen from us.\u201d<\/p>\n

Not that Kennedy enjoyed the low-scoring Super Bowl between the Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. \u201cIf I had wanted to watch guys failing to score for four hours,\u201d he would have taken fellow senators Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders to a singles bar.<\/p>\n

Trump skipped the dinner his first year in office but attended last year, giving a half-hour speech with plenty of one-liners. His daughter and senior adviser, Ivanka Trump, told the audience that he asked her to step in for him.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis isn’t a joke,\u201d she said. In offering her father’s regrets for not attending, she said, \u201cThe opportunity to poke fun at the media is not something he passes up lightly.\u201d For her dad, she said, \u201cevery day is a gridiron dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n

Other administration officials attending the dinner included Ivanka Trump’s husband, senior adviser Jared Kushner; presidential press secretary Sarah Sanders; Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway; acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney; Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin; Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson; and Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen. Also on hand were Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, Sen. Cruz of Texas and Sens. Jerry Moran and Pat Roberts of Kansas.<\/p>\n

The annual dinner traces its history to 1885. President Grover Cleveland refused to attend, but every president since has come to at least one Gridiron.<\/p>\n

The organization counts many of Washington’s more prominent journalists in its membership. The dinner traditionally attracts journalists, media executives, lawmakers, government officials and military officers.<\/p>\n

A charitable organization, the Gridiron Club and Foundation contributes to college scholarships and journalistic organizations.<\/p>\n

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